So this is pretty funny and I'm sure several of you can relate as you have had this issue or love someone who has these issues. Mom - don't be mad. :)
Last Thur mom and I went to Angie's bridal shower (Kyle Sjostrands fiance) - Amy hosted a lovely party with great food cooked onsite by her friend. Realtor by day - personal chef by hobby. The food was awesome and fairly healthy. So as my mother and I are driving back to St Paul from Plymouth she says - "Pull over now - I have to sh!T." What are you kidding me - we are on 694 coming on on Victoria and there is no place to stop - "I'll go in the weeds but you better pull over now!!!" So I exit on Victoria hoping there is something but I see nothing - oh wait - there is St Odilias School and Church - whip in to the lot and drove around (BIG Catholic church) - damn nothing - crap, there is a car in lot and another one out back. Mom says too bad - can't wait. So I pull into the way, way, back of the lot where there are a couple of very large dumpsters - drop her off and drive up a little. In case someone came out I didn't want to be right by her. So then I see a guy coming down the hall shutting off lights walking in our direction. I'm sure he is wondering what in the heck is going on (it is 9:30 PM) - so I turn around back towards my mom and yell - "Someone is coming" she comes out from behind the dumpster, jumps in and we tear off just as the guy comes out of the building. Whew - close call.
I barely left the couch all weekend due to Olympic coverage on 4 channels. Did anyone see the mens swim relay last night?????? AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
SO now I have to go to grocery store tonight since I didn't see daylight all weekend.
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AAAACK!!! It's my biggest fear!!!
There is no way mom can be offended since MANY of us have "issue" stories we could all share! hahahahaha
Love ya! heidi
I SOOOO wish I could share my story of mom on our way to GF last Oct.....it will have to wait until she is gone she would DIE
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