Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Dear President Bush

I think I am a good gamble. I'd like to put my request in for a bail out. For less than $200,000 I could be debt free. That is such a small amount in the scheme of things. Think of it as foreclosure prevention.

Once I am debt free, I can guaranteee I would stimulate the economy by shopping til I drop. I would also be able to increase the amounts I donate to charities. In addition, I would increase my 401k contributions.

All in all I think I am a much better investment than AIG or any of those idiots.

Sincerely,
Julie Benick

Please send the check to my attention at
582 Forest St
St Paul MN 55106

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